My archives have been missing for a while. If you'd like to check 'em out, they are back up.

I'm kind of drunk right now. I'm watching an old Saturday Night Live on Comedy Central. Bill Pullman is hosting with New Edition as the musical guest. I bet Bill Pullman was thinking, "My newfound success will never fade!" I bet New Edition was thinking, "Guys, this is probably the last time we can all snort coke together in a dressing room. Someone get a camera."

There's now a commercial on. I'm tempted to buy "Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style." I'd like to see what happens when Snoop Dogg has the camera! The insecure girls must come out in droves for Snoop!