Here are some alternate slogans for the Fox News Channel:

-- Fox News Channel: If nothing else, we're louder
-- Fox News Channel: All of our reporters have giant heads; both figuratively and literally
-- Fox News Channel: We're just as frightened of black people as you are
-- Fox News Channel: We report, You agree (hypnotic ghost voice then says, "Agreeeeeee")
-- Fox News Channel: We aren't biased. We do have a democrat. You know, that one guy. Hannity. No wait, Colmes, I'm not sure. The goofy looking one. He likes abortions.
-- Fox News Channel: All hail King Bush
-- Fox News Channel: Fair and Balanced; Nah, we're just fuckin' with ya