If you watched the President's speech last night on NBC, the announcer said that Friends would return after the "brief" statement by the President. If you were like me, after 15 minutes of him talking, you were thinking, "What the fuck, Bush? They said you'd be brief." Well it turns out that they changed the speech at the last minute. This was the original speech:

"My fellow Americans. We have won the war. We are awesome. Who wants to feel my muscles? Go ahead. Don't be shy. (President will then flex for about fifteen minutes, much like Hulk Hogan used to, after winning a wrestling match.) Thank you. And may God continue to bless America and ignore the rest of the world."