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Friday, May 02, 2003
"My fellow Americans. We have won the war. We are awesome. Who wants to feel my muscles? Go ahead. Don't be shy. (President will then flex for about fifteen minutes, much like Hulk Hogan used to, after winning a wrestling match.) Thank you. And may God continue to bless America and ignore the rest of the world."