We just had a sexual harassment training seminar at work. Apparently it was about how we are NOT supposed to harass people. The following things are now in effect in my office:

-- While Casual Friday is still allowed, No Pants Tuesday is banned.

-- My boss' Morning Hug is now Morning Handshake and a Wink.

-- Even though they may seem like harmless compliments, phrases such as, "That's a nice necklace", or "I really like that shirt" or "Your tits look fanfuckingtastic today" might be misconstrued as harassment.

-- All physical contact should be limited, including back rubs and vaginal massages.

Live and learn, my friends.