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Thursday, April 10, 2003
-- While Casual Friday is still allowed, No Pants Tuesday is banned.
-- My boss' Morning Hug is now Morning Handshake and a Wink.
-- Even though they may seem like harmless compliments, phrases such as, "That's a nice necklace", or "I really like that shirt" or "Your tits look fanfuckingtastic today" might be misconstrued as harassment.
-- All physical contact should be limited, including back rubs and vaginal massages.
Live and learn, my friends.