Warm weather is finally back in NYC. The birds are singing, people are smiling, muggers are mugging more frequently, and the word "motherfucker," which has been muffled underneath scarves and blocked by earmuffs, now freely travels on the soundwaves at a frightening rate. Girlfriends saying it to their boyfriends, drivers saying it to pedestrians, mothers saying it their children, and in most cases, their children giving it right back.

I fucking love this motherfucking city, motherfucker.