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Tuesday, August 03, 2010
On my way home from work today, I saw a bumper sticker which read:
by mike
8/03/2010
Have fun in your cubicle. I will be WELDING. That guy really likes welding. But even though melting shit with fire does seem like fun, I imagine it would - like any job - get boring after a while. So when I get bored at work, I can check out awesome things on the internet like this amazing synopsis of Warren G and Nate Dogg's Regulate. I bet your welding equipment doesn't have Wikipedia. I can also check out the Wikipedia entry for Welding. Anyway, I was thinking of other jobs that would make good bumper stickers like that one. So here's a fun game for you to play. Match the job with the bumper sticker. Unemployed guy Your co-worker Guard at Guantanamo Abortion doctor Cubicle builder Have fun in your cubicle. I will be WATERBOARDING SUSPECTED TERRORISTS. Have fun in your cubicle. I will be PERFORMING LATE TERM ABORTIONS. Have fun in your cubicle. I will be MASTURBATING. Have fun in your cubicle. I will be IN THE CUBICLE NEXT TO YOU. Have fun in your cubicle. I will be MAKING CUBICLES. Yes, this was tricky, as the MASTURBATING one could have been a match for all of them. But if you really paid attention, you could figure it out. Anyway, I think I am going make my own bumper sticker: Have fun welding. I will be FINDING RANDOM ARTICLES ON WIKIPEDIA WHILST IN MY CUBICLE. Last night I was at a concert, and this girl behind me answers her phone while the concert is going on. Here is what I hear: Hello. What? I can't hear you. I can't HEAR YOU. WHAT? I'm at a concert. You're breaking up. YOUR PHONE IS BREAKING UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT? I WILL CALL YOU LATER. If I was the friend who called that girl, we would no longer be friends. But I hope that this is what was being said on the other side of that call: Hello. Hey. How's it- Where are you? What? I said where are you. It's really loud. I can't hear you. Well, call me ba- I can't HEAR YOU. I SAID CALL ME BACK. WHAT? I'm at a concert. Well, then why the fuck are you answering your phone? You're breaking up. What? You answered the phone at a CONCERT, and you're blaming my phone? YOUR PHONE IS BREAKING UP. Yeah, I heard you, but it's your ear that is the problem because of all the noise around you, you dolt. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT? I CALLED YOU A DOLT! WHY WOULD YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE AT A CONCERT, YOU IMBECILE? I WILL CALL YOU LATER. No, please don't do that. We really shouldn't be friends anymore. People are so stupid. Anyway, if you are in a cubicle and have some time to kill, this slideshow of the world's strangest airports is awesome.
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