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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Speaking of meat, here is an update on my 2008 bacon consumption.
Actual text message from a Cleveland sports fan:
i hope peyton manning dies in a drunk driving accident. and i hope the guy who hits him is dustin pedroia.
Every time I see a commercial for ER, I say, "Wait. ER is still on?" I say this every time. It's in my contract. I can't believe it is still on. Not that it's a bad show. It might be bad or maybe it's good, but I haven't watched it since Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds died. I just feel like they already had a last episode.
Hey, since I have not much to blog about today, here are some random gmail chat lines, both about humping:
Jeff: If you really want that you should put it in your will because I'm going to be way too focused on getting a picture of myself humping your gravestone to take care of any requests.
William: Although skirt might lead to not so dry humping.
me: skirt? dry humping? i am confused
William: Sorry. That was for someone else.
Innappropriate all the way around.
me: you freaky bastard!
William: I was threatening to dry hump someone.
Skirts don't work well for that.
me: oh. totally
yeah, i totally suck on balls
oh, sorry. that was meant for someone else
William: I will totally strike that from my memory then.
me: i floss with my own pubes
dammit! again, sorry
it snows sideways in cleveland