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Monday, February 02, 2004

I have looked into the future, and here is part of a statement released by CBS after Super Bowl XLVII:

We deeply regret the gang bang involving Britney Spears and the members of her entourage during the halftime show. There was never any indication all week during rehearsals that something like this would happen. Britney promised us she would sing her hit song, "That Right There Belongs In My Butt!" and that she would uphold the integrity of the Tiffany Network. We apologize to all those who were offended.
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